K-Force919

I was just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life when I felt the sudden urge to write about the legendary taco meat incident. One evening, when my family was filing through the kitchen putting food on our plates, I was last in line. That was when I noticed my brother's taco meat begin to slip off his plate. Crying out, I leapt forward and caught it with my own plate before it hit the ground. I stood up, looked him square in the eye, and said, "I'll always be there to catch your taco meat when it falls!" I proceeded to scoop the meat back into his taco and marched cooly into the sunset without another word. Probably the most touching